Happy Endings Dungeon 3: Win a Date with a Lizardman by Clover Amanda & Aury Jay

Author:Clover, Amanda & Aury, Jay
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2023-05-05T00:00:00+00:00

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The Best Part of Waking Up

Voices. Far away voices. A man and a woman. Their words slowly becoming distinct.

“Alfred? Alfred?”

“Mrrrmmm…”

“Oh dear. He’s not waking up. Do you think he’s alright?”

“He’s quite the heavy sleeper, that’s all. Alfie!”

Alfie’s eyes opened slowly, squinting at the fluttering crimson light. He found himself still in the crimson chamber, the uncomfortably hard bed under him. He shifted, the clink of manacles making him start.

Myssandra stood over him, looking slightly ruffled, her hair poofed and crimson gown slightly askew. Ramone leaned over over him, but smiled and straightened when he saw Alfie was awake. The Dungeon Lord looked no less immaculate than before, though Alfie thought he could see some lipstick half-hidden by his collar.

“Ah, there we are. How do you feel?” Ramone asked.

“Feel… tired,” Alfie wheezed. His eyes narrowed as he tried to recall the previous night, then they widened in shock. His hand flew to his neck, feeling the twin wounds there. “R-Roxana! I… she…”

“My deepest apologies,” Ramone said with another bow. “I was worried she might do something like this. That girl can be such a handful,” he sighed.

Alfie stared at the dungeon lord in confusion. “What? She… she drank my blood!”

“Among other things, by the looks of it,” Myssandra said with a pointed look at Alfie’s flaccid cock.

Alfie’s cheeks blazed with sudden embarrassment. “This… I ah…” He rolled onto the side of the bed, turning away from Ramone. He spotted his underwear and grabbed it, frantically tugging on his shorts, shooting worried glances over his shoulder at the Dungeon Lord. “R-Ramone, I’m sorry, I didn’t-”

“No, no!” Ramone said, waving off his concerns. “Please, it’s my fault entirely. I should have warned you about Roxana. I fear she has a strong weakness for wine.”

“Wine? But… my blood…”

“Merely a means. She enjoys wine tremendously but cannot get the most from it unless it has been properly diffused in the blood.” Ramone sighed, closing his eyes and putting his fingers to his temples as if to quell a headache. “Normally she would drink from a hero she ensorcelled, but it seems she decided to be a bit naughty. Never fear, though, Alfie. She would never kill you.”

“How… reassuring,” Alfie said as he pulled on his shirt. He tried to stand but had to sit down almost immediately as his head swam with weakness and vertigo.

“Ah, here. This should help,” Ramone said, handing him a crimson healing potion.

“Thanks,” Alfie said blearily as he popped the cork and drank it down. He winced, expecting the bitterness of the cheap healing potions he had bought during his brief adventuring career. Instead, he tasted a smooth richness almost like wine, though lacking the alcoholic burn. He felt almost immediately better.

“Think nothing of it,” Ramone said as Alfie finished. “We mustn’t have you in anything but your best state when we attend the Deep Shrine. Again, my most heartfelt apology for this unfortunate circumstance. Alfie. My dear.”

He nodded his head in farewell to Alfie, then lifted Myssandra’s hand and kissed her fingers.

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